I have begun a beautiful relationship with my friend Tumblr. He’s eastern European as you can tell by the lack of vowels in his name.

In my infinite wisdom, I was going to post a prophetic piece of poetry, but I am pretty positive that my plethora of followers would steal it and try to claim it as their own.

You better follow me because I won’t follow you.

Everyday people do incredible things without shoes. They walk barefoot to school 20 miles away. They play tic tac toe with their feet.  Why?  Because there feet are easily accessible.  They have no shoes.  At the end of the day you have to ask yourself, “I can’t live with or without shoes.” And neither can they.  But you don’t know if the soles of their feet are dirty or not.